Little Monkey has hijacked the blog today, to share with you his guide to potty training.
Hello, Little Monkey here! Ok, so between you and I, I’ve actually had this potty training thing nailed for a while. But I’m not gonna tell her that, because there’s something secretly satisfying about being able to wee in my nappy whenever and wherever I choose.
Parenthood is a funny old world. Having kids is the most wonderful experience you can imagine. I’ve never felt love as much as I do when I look at my two boys. I’ve also never wanted to poke myself in the eye as much as I do at around 7pm each night, while I’m wrangling with two naked bedtime ninjas, who refuse to get into their pyjamas.
It’s a roller coaster ride that will take you on journeys you never thought you’d have and leads you to say things you never thought you’d have to verbalise.
Here are the top 10 things I never thought I’d hear myself say as a parent:
