Dear Jeans, well this is awkward…

Skinny-jeans-2Dear Jeans,

Well, this is an awkward letter to write as it’s been so long since we last saw each other. I mean, like, three, possibly four years. Wow, that’s a pretty decent stretch of time, with two little people having been produced in-between.

I know we’ve both seen other people during our time apart. You spent A LOT of time with a hanger in the wardrobe and I’ve had a fairly intense affair with leggings. I don’t want to get into a whole Ross & Rachel situation here, but before you fly off the handle, we were on a break.

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